“Dudes, can I ask you all something? Why are we always jiggling? No matter where we go, we’re slightly jittering or gyrating and its really kind of doing a number on my joints. We’re not getting any younger and I’d like it if we could just stop for a minute and have a seat. Maybe in that park over thereAUUHHAGHAGAHAGAGAGGGHHHHHHHHHHH”